Wednesday 20 June 2012

INSPIRED BY JAPANESE FORMS - short poems

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Well of Loss

Woman bends over well of loss.
Frozen stars, cold moonlight reflect.

Earth inexorably turns on its axis.


Chorus of birdsong heralds dawn.
Raising stone eyes, she regards two paths:
one back home, one into the woods.

Haiku:

soft drifts of snow
blanket leaf-bare branches
full of sun-ripe berries

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wide-eyed child
shivers behind
thundering waterfall

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ancient oak trees
limbs gnarled like my own
spring brings forth new growth

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distant blue hills
beckon
my boots rest at home

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north wind soughs leaves
creaking boughs bend low
over man walking home

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the sound of slamming
was it the closing of doors
in your mind or mine?

Senryu:

empty bowl raised
supplicating hands
patience worn thin

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the slats of the blind
slanted for his clear vision
her view in half shade

Gogyohka and other five line poems:

Kiss, kiss (a cinquain)

Kiss, kiss
French ways now ours
Enforced close encounters
even with TV presenters
Kiss, kiss

Tanka: 

contagious
depression and happiness
spreading circles
ripple from thoughts and deeds
as they journey outwards.



rain dancing crone

she shakes angry fists at the sky gods
chants charms and curses heavenwards
threatens the encroaching storm to skirt
around these rain sodden fields of corn
around this village voodoo dancing crone

head cases  

invisible box around my head
labels glued on every surface
my eyes square up to those I meet
my sticky hands slap judgments
multiply by millions around the world

Awake Women

Women all over the world
lie awake beside snoring men.

On the edge of the bed
women make resolutions
they rarely keep.





Thursday 12 April 2012

Darker Poems

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And so…

Breath constrained
Brain numbed
Body wracked
Soul tormented
Nothing
No-one
Remains

And
so
I
j
u
m
p


Armed World

You threaten with a knife
So I must defend with a knife

You arm with a gun
So I must buy a gun

Your country recruits an army
So mine must conscript an army

Your government develops weapons of mass destruction
So mine acquires weapons of mass destruction

Now every country in the world
has arsenals of weapons, missiles, nuclear bombs
and all its people are armed with knives and guns

At last everyone is equally defended and can feel safe.

Vacuum

Nature abhors a vacuum
draws in like a black hole
demons or angels
despair or joy
death or life.


Sleep Paralysis

Between sleep and wakefulness
the mind inhabits the twilight zone
where writhe abducting aliens, ghosts,
demons, witches, succubi, devils,
monstrous visions from nether regions of hell,
creatures crawling from the collective unconscious.

The sleeping woman is suddenly, acutely aware.
The herald attacks with a gale-force wind
grips her neck in vice-like spasms
clenches her teeth and muscles
paralyses her rigid resisting body.

Materialising on the tail of the wind
the Devil incarnate appears,
malevolent stinking presence.
Closer than a lover or thief,
he invades every fibre of her being.

Squeezing out life’s precious breath,
he envelopes and conquers all in his path.
No caricature, this raw devouring power
appeased only by the soul’s destruction.

Angels and Archangels, she appeals
to all the company of heaven.
Holy saints, God of Light, Love’s own Christ!
Forgive me! Exorcise me! Protect me!

Sanctus, sanctus, sanctus…

Calm, calm, calm subdues
the brain’s over-stimulated fears.
Sleep, sleep, sleep rescues.
Slowly her unwinding body and mind unite
sinking into deep forgetfulness.

This was based on my experiences of sleep paralysis and an article on the subject:


Childhood memory

Forgotten by them as they row, I hide. 
Hands block my ears, stars spin before my eyes.
Solid anchor ripped from its safe mooring,
the family vessel is tossed on rough seas.

My mother’s hands circle my father’s throat, 
her fists flail against his defensive arms,
her tongue lashes his vulnerable places -
his failure to fulfil expectations. 

A rampaging bull, his daemon let loose,
he wordlessly directs his rage against
his nurtured vegetables in our garden,
blindly yanking them all out by their roots.  

I nestle into my mother’s body.
Roles reversed, six years old, I comfort her.
Gripping me in a suffocating hold,
she is deaf to my pleas to carry on.

Now follows a silent, tense atmosphere,
lasting for uneasy day upon day.
With us children their intermediaries,
they patch up the pieces just for our sakes.










Wednesday 21 March 2012

General Poems

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Parable of the Rose (free form sonnet) 

Some of the roses, bowed but not broken,
fought the onslaught of a storm-soaked summer.
They cradled teardrops amongst perfect petals,
lifted spirits during endless grey days.
Some buds never achieved their potential,
roots and stems too weak to withstand attack.
Their foundations were just not strong enough.
Predators robbed them of their sweet future.
Brave survivor in water logged gardens,
how tenderly we gaze upon the rose,
draw meaning from its perfect symmetry;
many-hued symbol of romantic love.
How ruthlessly we prune and throw away
the corrupted buds onto the rubbish heap.



Difficult Diagnosis

The sterilised hands of the suited specialist
folded with finality across my closed file.
Weighing me up and down, he shrugged:
‘Nothing has shown up on your tests.
Shut the door on your way out.  Next patient.’

The years clocked up the wear and tear of life,
elusive symptoms and exhaustion ground on.
My mind and body were hawked in desperation
around expensive alternative therapy circles,
until a new doctor discovered the diagnosis:

the wolf had been my inner enemy not me.

[Lupus (Latin for wolf) is an incurable inflammatory condition
where the immune system attacks the body]
 


Land and Sea - eternal courtship

My boundaries buffer your powerful surges
nibbling, eroding my crumbling contours.
Tied to you for as long as we both shall live,
you slowly devour me - wave by relentless wave.

My pounding energy cannot be controlled.
My rippling tides swell in the eternal dance,
whipped by the winds, massaged by the moon,
heated to distraction by the sun’s hot glare.

Come, my beloved, melt in my hypnotic embrace.
Surrender your shored up defences.
Enrich my foam with your nutritious loam.
Submerge yourself in my ocean bed.

I will not give myself and my dependants
willingly to your seductive, dominating wiles.
I allow you inlets into my body but will fight
your passion flooding me into oblivion.
 

Words Ephemeral

Freed from paper’s confines,
erased pencilled rhymes reduce
to piles of graphite rubber shards
across the would-be writer’s desk.

Winging their way
in crowded cyber space,
they jostle for recognition
amongst competing stars.

Would a better memorial
to all those hunched hours,
honing fleeting inspiration,
be deeds and actions –

not more unmemorable poetry?


Lapwing – an acrostic

Gregarious, wispy crested, wading bird 
Resident in Britain’s fields, moorland and coast,
Enlivens our Spring skies with acrobatics
Endangered by modern farming and weather 
Never to fly, fledglings die in flooded fields 

Protected green plover, lapwing, or peewit, 
Loved and named for its bleak call and zigzag flight 
Occasional migrant when winter’s talons grip 
Varied plumage - white, black and iridescent green 
Encircled by concern at threatened extinction
Red alert assigned as population declines.

Note:  The Green Plover is also known as Lapwing or Peewit.


Gaia’s favourite colour


savannah, rainforests, jungles
prairies, hilltops, meadows, lawns
through cracks in radioactive concrete
waste land, abandoned slag heaps

gaia’s irrepressible life force
glorious spectrum of growth
clothes her scars with a healing mantle

reaching for nourishing light

Our local hill, nearly a mountain, has frequent hang-gliders overhead and this is inspired by them:

Hang-gliders

Neck craned, I stop and marvel at them,
rising and dipping at the whim of the wind.
I would love to be up there floating free,
the nearest thing to a bird in flight,
silent apart from the rush of fresh cold air.

My land-locked body is more at home
wading through peat and bracken moors.
Afraid of heights,
I could not summon the courage
to accelerate along the grassy runway and

jump into nothingness.

I console myself that though I might be
anchored to solid ground, my spirit can still
soar up and unite with these giant human kites
as they ride the thermals above my head.
My wave is returned and they sink out of sight.


It is fairly noisy and confined inside an MRI scanner.  It would be easy to go into mental melt down if of a claustrophic nature...this was my way of coping with a brain scan lasting about 20 minutes:

Magnetic Resonance Imaging  

Strapped on a conveyor belt, my head caged,
I surrender my body to strangers.
Piped music declined, ear plugs inserted,
I glide into a narrow cylinder,
hypnotising myself to remain calm.
Whatever you do...don’t open your eyes!

Mechanical noises surround my head.
My mind transforms them, taking me away.
That boom is a fog horn far out at sea,
echoed by a ship sailing towards it.
A buoy clanks, a lighthouse beams out warnings.
Whatever you do...don’t open your eyes!


Iron anchor chains sway in swelling waves
rippling along a tanker’s slate grey sides.
Crates creak in the hold, a loose oil drum rolls
along the deck, rope clicks against a pole,
plastic flaps as a breeze prises it free.
Whatever you do...don’t open your eyes!


Are you okay? Just a few more short scans.
Relax, breathe and keep as still as you can.
I am in a jungle - insect wings whirr,
snakes rattle, dry branches crack, thunder claps.
Natives knock their bamboo sticks in challenge.
I can’t fight it...I’ve got to do it...I am opening my eyes!


The Cockerel

Trespasser in territory of smaller birds,
a deviant lone cockerel perches
on a winter bare branch,
wraps himself against a gathering gale,
attention fixed on some distant point
visible only from this icy height.

More magnificent this act than his
jaunty summer trips to our gardens,
feathers shimmering, feasting on nuts.
Like an ancient withdrawn from the tribe,
he seems determined to meet it here
as the sun sinks in darkness behind him.
 

A Lamb’s Tale  (Children’s poem)

With wobbly legs and wriggly tail,   
I am born in a winter world.
Along with the bright daffodils,
my arrival heralds the Spring.

I soon grow strong and love to play, 
gambolling and racing the gang
along wire fences and stone walls,
guzzling mama’s milk when thirsty.

My twin and I like nestling close
with our four black propeller ears
and two heads nodding off to sleep
with mama resting by our sides. 

I have blue numbers on my fleece
my mama has the same ones too.
Another mark splashed on my side 
shows I belong to our master. 

His sheep dog, Bess, does his bidding.
To his whistle, she rounds us up
moving us to greener meadows
or up to the heathery moors.  

Summer makes mama lose her coat,
white wisps of wool float in the air.
She is glad when her fleece is sheared 
and she feels the breeze on her skin. 

The day comes when some of our flock
are taken off by my master. 
Mama says we have been chosen
and when spring comes around again

I will have dear lambs of my own. 


Lost gloves  

In a bleak landscape of ochre and green,
a tiny pink glove dangled on a reed,
forlorn flag waving for its missing twin.

Quite near to this, another orphaned glove,
patterned with polka dots, precariously
perched on a reed swaying in the cold wind. 

Waterproofed walkers plucked them from the mud,
loathe to leave them in this deserted place -
hope flying in the face of all the odds. 


This is a work in progress - trying out of the pantoum form. 
Celebrates our Lancashire village packhorse bridge, upon which I stand
and meditate most days:

Packhorse Bridge


Sturdy stone bridge arching our village brook,  
your narrow back has borne many a load.    
A long time ago, weavers’ clogs rang out 
as they marched to the mills in the valley.   

Your narrow back has borne many a load.     
The rough road threw up dust in those hard days.
As they marched to the mills in the valley, 
clacking looms echoed in their deafened ears. 

The rough road threw up dust in those hard days. 
Women’s skirts were long and hems draped in dirt.
Clacking looms echoed in their deafened ears. 
Sign language was one of their many skills. 

Women’s skirts were long and hems draped in dirt.
Life was not easy but it was happy.                      
Sign language was one of their many skills.  
Villagers knew each other, good and bad.           

Life was not easy but it was happy.                      
Churches, pubs and hills to climb for fresh air. 
Villagers knew each other, good and bad:             
Comings, goings, births, marriages and deaths.     

Churches, pubs and hills to climb for fresh air. 
A long time ago, weavers’ clogs rang out. 
Comings, goings, births, marriages and deaths.      
Sturdy stone bridge arching our village brook. 



Water Cycle  (the etheree form of poetry)

Clouds
Cirrus
Cumulus
and their offspring
whipped by air currents 
into cyclones and hail,     
tornadoes and hurricanes,
thunder, lightning, funnels at sea. 
Heat from the sun brings vapour and mists
starting the cycle all over again.

Sunday 4 March 2012

Humorous prose and poems

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Hope you enjoy some of my lighthearted creations:


Cover up, lad, and get back home!

I know I told you to get out from under me feet,
and that you’re fed up with taking a back seat.

But lasses don’t want to see your flabby belly
wobbling to music, offering the Full Monty.
A captain’s hat won’t disguise your wrinkles
however much you jiggle to pop jingles.
Cover up, lad, and get back home!

Other men deliver free papers to avoid the blues,
volunteer for meals-on-wheels but no, not you!
Like a daft teenager, you flirt with young women.
You don’t realise they think you’re a right lemon!
Cover up, lad, and get back home!

For goodness sake, man, you are sixty-five!
Those pints and pies you’ve downed all your life
have left their mark – you are not a sex symbol!
All you’ve got to show is the size of a thimble.
Cover up, lad, and get back home!

Forget all this and I’ll see it as just a lark.
Sail a dingy on the lake in the park
if you really want to wear that sailor’s hat -
not dance around like a larded old prat.
Cover up, lad, and get back home.

If you must prance around on a public stage,
join amateur dramatics and act your age!


Placebo

Swallow whole with water all the way.
Religiously take three times a day. 

Worldwide research has proven it works, 
increased libido one of the perks.

Experts report excellent trials
for this clear solution in a phial.

If it doesn’t please the patient’s head,
it could end in vespers for the dead.

Note: the last stanza is explained by dictionary definitions of placebo...


A Royal Occasion

You know, Philip, I’ve never exactly been a party girl! 
Even at my age,  I’m still expected to give it a whirl. 
Millions of my subjects are waiting and waving their flags.
Take a deep breath, dear, help me into my royal glad rags.

I had better wear white as it’s the diamond jubilee.
I’ve got to stand for hours on a barge for all to see,
risking hyperthermia to wave to thousands of boats?
Better include my thermal underwear and winter coat.

Flaming June indeed!  It’s freezing wet weather out there!
Which idiot planned all these events in the open air?
Oh…our eldest as usual, with his head in the clouds -
well, he can forget the throne until I’m in my shroud!
 
If Prince William was ugly

If Prince William was ugly with daddy’s jug ears,
if Kate had poor dress sense and a fat pear-shaped rear,
after the death of Elizabeth the Second,
would we devoted subjects revolt and reckon
that financing the monarchy is much too dear?

You do not own the road! (a terzanelle)

My friend, you do not own the road!  
Think of the stress upon your heart!
If a lorry with a heavy load 

parks for days in front of your path 
plus a caravan gleaming white, 
think of the stress upon your heart!

A board between chairs placed to spite 
visitors parking in your spot,
plus a caravan, gleaming white,   

is illegal – however much you plot.
If you guard your territory 
to prevent parking in your spot,

you’re primed to have a coronary.
There’s more important things in life 
than guarding your territory. 

It’s stirring up a lot of strife.
My friend, you do not own the road!       
There’s more important things in life 
than a lorry with a heavy load. 


Fruitful Alliance or Making a Meal of It

This sweet and sour tale is of our greengrocer.
He has carrotty hair, fishy eyes
beetroot-red skin, a cheesy smile,
cauliflower ears, a man who knows
his onions - how many beans make five.

His wife, a pear-shaped comely lass,
boasting a peaches and cream complexion.
lately has begun sponging off friends,
snapping at him to shut his cakehole
if he knows which side his bread is buttered.

They’re packed like sardines in that flat.
Their two girls, alike as peas in a pod,
are now bolshy teens - they don’t give a fig.
When their parents scold, they get a cob on.
No longer sugar and spice and all things nice,
the icing on the cake is they’ve turned goth.
Now of them is up the duff with a bun in the oven.

He was always a bit of a nut, a bit crackers
but his wife is worried he is going bananas.
She says his odd behaviour takes the biscuit.
His celery pays the bills, he looks so cressfallen.
With that cocktail of stress, I can see him deserting
them all for that customer with…the big melons.

Stitchwort & Nettle 

fragile virginal flower
embraced by virile nettle
a may-time dalliance

how could a beauty like her
so sensitive, delicate, refined
be in bed with a stinger like him

symbiosis of opposites serves
she safely attracts male visitors
he repels unwanted advances




Arum family relations

Native Brit, her title: Lords and Ladies,
Cuckoo Pint - more folk names have been bestowed
upon her than any other wild flower…
her easy billet’s shady woods and banks.  

Where do I live in this rain-soaked country?
Imported into garden ponds – that’s where!

Okay, so I’m bigger than my cousin.
I’m a loud  extravert, what can I say.
My yellow hood dwarfs her anaemic hat.
My giant poisonous spadix prouder
than her puny red berries on a stick.
Crush my leaves and sure, there is an odour
but to call me that name …well, I’ve shown them!       

I have escaped from their garden ghettoes,
spread seed into their wild bogs and marshes.
My name? Not Kings and Queens, Gold Marsh Beauty,
Yellow Devil or Peril as befits.
No… I ask you…how insulting is this…

Skunk Cabbage!    

  

Taking the Pissoir

My friend, Jim, a retired plumber and leading light in his local twinning association, caused a stir with two of his April Fool’s jokes.

The first was to announce the gift of a pissoir from their twin village in France. It was to be installed on a busy mini roundabout in his village centre.  A local journalist prepared the way by publishing articles, mock photographs and sketches.  Letters and phone calls expressing outrage came in thick and fast, some joining in and some being taken in.  This letter was sent to the local paper after all was revealed:

What a state ‘oui’ are in

In.(name of village) one day
To our dismay
Came the urge to have a ‘oui’.
We made frequent stops
At the library and shops,
But no convenience could we see.

We hopped for an hour
To find the pissoir
So aptly described in the news.
Only to find
‘Twas all in the mind
Of a plumber with intent to confuse.

We remain, sir, your incontinental servants…
EC Committee for 24 hour relief. 

Leaving five years for memories to fade, Jim once more featured in the local paper.  A photo showed him pointing to ripe grapes on vines, supposedly donated by their twin village’s wine growers.  They were, in fact, supermarket-fresh and draped on a shrub in his garden. Global warming and fertile soil were given as credible explanations for being able to grow vines on a secret hillside location in this Lancashire village.

A wine press, a gift on one of his trips to France, was used as a prop in another article.  Jim claimed French victuallers had declared the wine ‘formidable’.  Reputable wine merchants in the area added their weight by announcing the wine was high quality. To celebrate this exciting development, the local paper invited readers for a free tasting session before noon on the first of April.

A little bashfully, Jim served French wine to eager folk coming into the newspaper offices.  After tasting the delicious wine, a keen member of  a local Women’s Institute ordered 25 bottles for a village event. With a slightly red face, Jim had to point out the date and confess all. Up to six months after this, he was still receiving the occasional phone call from people outside the area interested in English wines.  

He sent the newspaper articles to friends in their French twin village.  He had to decline to send over bottles of the wine after they too were fooled.  He laid low for a while after this…no-one ever again believed a word he said around the end of March.

Silver Surfers

The computer entered their lives one sunny day.
With broadband installed, they could have their say

On e-mails, chat rooms and any kind of forum 
Where they could behave without any decorum. 

Retirement had come too soon, they felt too young 
They had skills and talents which would remain unsung. 

It had been a year since the day they went online.
They couldn’t say they were happy and things were fine.

No, it had caused strife and many stressful hours
Which could have been spent outside smelling the flowers

Their wrists and hands were swollen, and painfully red
From clicking that mouse till they retired to bed

Along with sore eyes, their spines creaked and groaned
‘There’s a whole new language to learn,’ they moaned

They blamed each other when it went wrong or crashed 
And found now most days they wanted to get smashed

They could keep in touch with the family so easy
But really they wanted to be out where it was breezy

Where the air could soothe their tempers and furrowed brows
And heal the internet induced marital rows.


After rejoicing at my new walking umbrella stick, the ferrule fell off
and a friend offered to fix it with...oh dear, this alliteration is addictive:


A fingerful of flux

All I need is a fingerful of flux  
to fix me friend’s ferrule, which fell off
her fancy umbrella-walking stick.

I thought it would be easy to fix.
I ferreted around in me shed  
and found a bit of copper tubing.

I were right flumoxed and scratched me head:
how to make the copper ferrule stick on
the fancy umbrella-walking stick?

To make the fine copper ferrule stick,
I affixed wood glue and tape to the end of
the fancy umbrella-walking stick.

I hammered it on to the ferruleless end
and, guess what…I flipping thumped me thumb instead.
Amongst all me fascinating things of purpose,

could I find a fingerful of flux?

So friend… I thought of your fantastic shed
with everything a man could need to fettle
a fancy umbrella-walking stick.

Flipping heck, Fred…what do you mean?
You haven’t any flux so I can fix
her ruddy fancy umbrella-walking stick!



Season to be Merry

Christmas comes but once a year,
cherry wine and crates of beer,
tangerines, nuts, puddings and pies,
hankies in boxes, socks and ties.

Turn off the telly with adverts of sales
sing carols, play games and tell festive tales
round a bright fire with candles aflame,
no-one need cry ‘Christmas isn’t the same!’

Waving at Trains

Why do people wave at trains from bridges above the track?
Why does the driver sound his horn and laughingly wave back?

Why do we enjoy this playful contact so fleeting
between two humans with no chance of ever meeting?